New Year, New Me Published 9m ago - Staff Writer Sarah Ardolino Staff Writer I going to be honest with you, I hate New Year’s resolutions. Actually, let me rephrase that: I hate unrealistic New Year’s resolutions that always seem to be broken in the first month of starting. You know how it goes; the gym ... More »
Bookmark?Remove? Taking risks Published 9m ago - Staff Writer Here I am again readers, back at it with another column in this issue. If you read my other column in the news section, you would know that I mentioned that this semester is going to be one of reflection for myself based off the many commitments (both new and ... More »
Ben and Jerry’s over Breyers Published 9m ago - Staff Writer Meg Brennan Staff Writer If you know anything about me, I’m a bit of an ice cream enthusiast – it’s my dessert of choice, and if an opportunity arises to get a scoop, I’m taking it. Since I love ice cream so much, I’ve tried a multitude of brands to ... More »
Bookmark?Remove? Is Valentine’s Day actually a vital component of a successful relationship? Published 9m ago - Staff Writer Tiffany Chin Copy Editor February 14th: Every year, some dread this day whereas some look forward to it. Valentine’s Day is the holiday where there are two different kinds of people: the single individuals who envy those who are in relationships and pull tho... More »
Best Super Bowl commercial Published 9m ago - Staff Writer Leilah Bruno Staff Writer Many people watch the Super Bowl for the obvious reasons; to watch football and see two of the best teams go head to head to win the Vince Lombardi trophy. Many focus on the halftime show, which features a concert of the top few headl... More »
Beauty highlight: Skincare Published 9m ago - Staff Writer Celia Rose Smith Assistant Editor-In-Chief Though it may seem uncharacteristic of my usual interests, I’ve been pretty obsessed with skincare and beauty products lately. I must admit this is not the first time I have experienced this infatuation. It was quit... More »
Interdimensional Cable Published 9m ago - Staff Writer This past Sunday, I sat down in my living room to watch the Grammy’s live. While a standard viewing for the typical millennial, my experience was undeniably quite a culture shock. As I watched, I came to the realization that I have been living like a troll u... More »
iPod Sentiments Published 11m ago - Staff Writer Celia Rose Smith Assistant Editor-In-Chief Hello readers, welcome to my column. For those of you who are strangers to my existence, my name is Celia Smith and I am the Assistant Editor-in-Chief and Opinion editor of Le Provocateur. I am a Virgo, a crucial fact... More »
Soundtrack of my semester Published 11m ago - Staff Writer Celia Rose Smith – Assistant Editor-In-Chief My semester can be summed up as a messy collage of personal struggles—snippets of puffy eyes, mental breakdowns, an inability to properly function, poems so emo they leave my class silent and a Spotify... More »
To Tinder or not To Tinder? Published 12m ago - Staff Writer Ruth Richardson – Staff Writer Tinder has become more than fire fodder in recent years; it is a dating app set on a whole new level through use of its personalized format and often entertaining bios. More impersonal than sites such as eHarmony, Tinder h... More »
It Takes Time Published 12m ago - Staff Writer Celia Smith – Assistant Editor-In-Chief If you’ve read my column in the past, you may have noticed a slight change this issue. Before I dive into my topic for this week, I want to share my reasoning behind the switch from “Celia’s Satire” to “C... More »
Crippling Debt Published 12m ago - Staff Writer Kristina Wyman – Campus Life Editor The time has come. In just a few short months, I will be graduating college. Time sure does fly by, considering it feels like I just got to Assumption not that long ago. In reality, it has been four years here at Assum... More »
